Last week I was exposed to a dose of Reality TV. It wasn’t fatal, but I have spent the last week pausing dramatically, and then saying shocking things; telling people that I want to build them their dream laundry hamper; demanding that cumin be included of every course of every meal for the day; and yelling at everyone I meet, “I’m not here to make friends!”
But on the plus side, I got a lot of great pitches for new reality shows from you. So, it’s all worth it, right? Many of the shows would be great, although quite a few of them would probably be illegal. I’d have to check with a lawyer on how the Supreme Court views abuse of Reality TV Celebrities.
Until I hear back from the Byronic Lawyers, though, peruse these titles and vote for your favorite. Just like in presidential elections, you’re allowed to vote once per day. Hey… it’s just hitting me…we could make a show about this… Maybe later this week there will be an immunity challenge where the authors are forced to dress up like fish and hit each other with giant foam worms.
I’ve only included the titles here, so I encourage the authors to expand on them with their pitches below, or you can go to the comments here to see the original ideas. Enjoy!