“We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.” – page 20, Republican Party of Texas, 2012, official platform on education.
Grade SchoolSarah: Mrs. Williver, is Santa Claus real? Mrs. Williver: What did your parents tell you? Sarah: That he’s real. Mrs. Williver: Then he’s real. Sarah: But it doesn’t really make sense. The time; the getting in to homes. It doesn’t seem logical. Mrs. Williver: He’s real. Thomas: Mrs. Williver? My parents told me there is no Santa. Mrs. Williver: Right. There isn’t. Sarah: Wait, you just told me- Mrs. Williver: He’s real. Thomas: Which is it? You’re telling us two contradictory things, Mrs. Williver. He can’t be real and not – Mrs. Williver: DETENTION. ***********
…and so tomorrow we’ll start our unit over the causes of The American Civil War. Have you all brought in your homework, so we can add what your parents think to the textbook’s blanks? Let’s see, we have: “Slavery,” “Slavery,” “Slavery,” okay, fine, “The North wanted cotton,” um, sure, okay. I can work with that. “Silver”… Silver? Uh, Randall, do your parents think it’s called The Silver War? I see. I’ll just add that as another name for it here… okay, we’ve also got, “Slavery,” “Northern Aggression,” “Robert Stanson.” Huh? Tammy, isn’t that your dad’s name? Did he just sign this without reading it? Um, I’m not sure how to handle this. I’ll figure it out. Moving on: “Freedom isn’t free,” “Northern aggression,” “The”… *sigh*… “The Gays.” Really. Um, I, um… okay, we can work that in somehow. ”Taxes,” “Communism,” and “Fart.”***********
High SchoolTeacher: “And so when Huck reaches this moment, as he tears up the letter, deciding that he will go to hell rather than betray Jim, what’s happened here? What’s led to this moment? How has Huck changed from what he was taught, to what he’s discovered to be true?” Dan: “Well, I’d just like to point out that none of this trouble would have happened if Huck hadn’t run away from his father.” Teacher: “Uh, his violent, alcoholic, ignorant father? The one who abused him and tried to exploit him?” Dan: “The one who tried to teach him.” Teacher: “But what is Twain showing us about the power of thinking for ourselves? About rejecting what we’ve been told, in order–” Shira: “Huck gave all his money away. He’s a socialist.” Teacher: “Actually, that’s not what socialism—“ Shira: “Also? It’s a crime to not turn Jim in.” Jacqueline: “And, he says the N word.” Teacher: “Right. Twain uses that term deliberately to force us to confront—“ Jacqueline: “My mom says I couldn’t read it, and that I should read The Pelican Brief instead, because it’s a book too, and it’s better.” ***********
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