Today’s post will be quite brief – I’m a little short on time, in terms of internet access, for reasons I will elaborate on tomorrow. The short version is that I am in exile. Driven from my home my powerful forces making demands I can not possibly hope to fulfill.
Intriguing, isn’t it? Kind of dark and sexy?
But I have dared to get back “on the grid” for a few moments to give you your finalists for last week’s Weekly Question of the Week, and the winning photo caption. Sshhh.
First, the photo caption for the swimwear that, tragically, never caught on. There were some high votes, and as much as people agreed with Freddy Flow that “Keeping your intestines on the inside is *so* 1920,” in the end the vote went to the lovely and talented, and possibly my lost twin, Jules, over at Go Jules Go. Congratulations, Jules! You’re my featured blogger of the week! Many of you, I know, are already familiar with Jules, but if not be sure to take a moment to visit her site. I especially recommend the posts where she mentions me.
Finally, before The Man discovers me, be sure to vote for the finalists. It’s like an act of solidarity and rebellion.
See you tomorrow. And remember: I was never here.